another great one

So Im in an arguement with a few friends, and some how one says who can name something with wings that doesn't fly? One friend says a penguin, another says a buffalo. We all start to laugh then my obnoxious friend comes out of no where and says a maxi pad.

COME ON MAN

update

So the other day, I was very hungry and I pulled out some spagetti noodles and looked in my fridge and found chicken, tuna, and spinach. I mixed all in a bowl and started to eat. One of my roommates came in and asked if he could have some and I said sure. He started to eat and told me it was good then he asked what was in it. I told him and then he put his bowl down and said that's nasty.

COME ON

Update before April ends

1. This one goes out to Ms. Shellie who decided to give me a reason to laugh at her expensive. Mac and Jon as my witnesses Shellie came out her mouth and said something about herself suffering from RETARDISM

2. This kid named James who is a friend of one of my fraternity brothers was chillin at my house one day and I asked him why he wears a belt and his pants still sag below his behind. He replied that it was his belt's fault that it did.

3. Then he went on to attempt to try and explain to my friend and I that his belt didn't have enough holes in it to get the loop right or something. It honestly made no sense to me but I thought I would put it up here

4/13/10

This one is my own,"I know where Washington State is, I passed Geometry."
Yea, I can't defend anything on it lol

4/1/10

So Brennan and I are sitting at a drive-thru at BK and everytime Brennan gets the "Welcome to BurgerKing may I take your order" greeting he always wants to have a convo with the person and say, "Hi, how are ya" Come on man, just order

3/17/10

1. Me and the boys are chillin at Jeffs house playin a basketball video game and Brennan shoots a 3 pointer with rajon rondo (who isnt very good at 3's) we tell him about it and he says "He looks like a guy that can shoot 3's cause he is small." Then Jeff replies "So can you shoot 3's because you're short?" OOOOOOO BURN!!!

2. Brennan and I went to Indianapolis for a few days and we saw a purple bumper sticker on the back of this young lady's car. It read (Sorry I'm not in church, I've been practicing my Witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian) NO LIE, thats what it read. Brennan and I could not stop laughing for a good 15 minutes.

3. So we had dinner with Brennan's grandparents and she said that I was cute because I had long eye lashes. I gotta say I had never heard that one before but Brennan teased me most of the trip for it. Thnx Brennan's grandma

3/13/10

So today my friend Brennan and I went to the mall and I completely failed most of the time.

1. first thing, for almost a week and a half I didn't have a pair of matching socks. So I had been begging him to take me out to get some socks and we finally did. Well after I did purchase a pair I was so overwhelmed that I started singing LMFAO's "SHOTS," replacing the word "SHOTS" with "SOCKS" My friend Brennan could only say that it was a shame I was sooooo Happy to have bought socks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
For those of you who don't know the song, this is a link with the song on it, just remember to replace "Shots" with "Socks"

2. Also on this trip to the mall I tried to go upstairs on an escalator going downward.

3.Also, my friend Brennan wouldn't sleep until I put this up here, while we were walking through the mall he pointed out to me 2 boys who couldn't have been any older than 15 years old who were walking through the mall holding hands. IDK wat the big deal is but I am sure he will comment on it