Update before April ends

1. This one goes out to Ms. Shellie who decided to give me a reason to laugh at her expensive. Mac and Jon as my witnesses Shellie came out her mouth and said something about herself suffering from RETARDISM

2. This kid named James who is a friend of one of my fraternity brothers was chillin at my house one day and I asked him why he wears a belt and his pants still sag below his behind. He replied that it was his belt's fault that it did.

3. Then he went on to attempt to try and explain to my friend and I that his belt didn't have enough holes in it to get the loop right or something. It honestly made no sense to me but I thought I would put it up here

4/13/10

This one is my own,"I know where Washington State is, I passed Geometry."
Yea, I can't defend anything on it lol

4/1/10

So Brennan and I are sitting at a drive-thru at BK and everytime Brennan gets the "Welcome to BurgerKing may I take your order" greeting he always wants to have a convo with the person and say, "Hi, how are ya" Come on man, just order