1. Here's a nice one: Did you know that Unicorns exist?
-Yea they got fat after a while and now we call them Rhinos YAY
2. Michael McIntyre doin it again- So if you take a poo that looks like Jesus and you flush it, does it come back in 3 days?
3. Now one of my own, So who is better Jesus or Budda in terms of not gettin pinned to a piece of wood
Yea even I felt bad after saying it :(
4. So whats the point of your belly-button?
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Friday 2/19/10
So this one killed me today, I'm walkin to class and happen to accidently easedrop on this conversation and this is what I heard, "So what happened to Tiger Woods? Did he get caught with marajuana or touch a lil boy or something?"
Way to keep with the times sweetie
Way to keep with the times sweetie
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Thursday 2/18/10 continued
Almost forgot this one- a friend of mine
GUY: So what nationality are you?
GIRL: I'm half Japanese
GUY: "Aww, I know alot of Koreans" WTF?
GUY: So what nationality are you?
GIRL: I'm half Japanese
GUY: "Aww, I know alot of Koreans" WTF?
Thursday 2/18/10
Brennan's Father- Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it
(JUST NASTY)
Sam yesterday at the Coliseum- "I think there is something wrong with the Sierra Mist, it's carbonated." FAIL SMH
(JUST NASTY)
Sam yesterday at the Coliseum- "I think there is something wrong with the Sierra Mist, it's carbonated." FAIL SMH
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Thursday 2/11/10 10:53
Quick update: From the lips of Spades himself - (So im driving down Wayne St., When I see the headlights of a car coming at me. And I think, who is this jackass coming my way on a one way street. Then he puts on his blinker to change lanes (thinking that is going to help anything). After he turns the corner I think, Hey that looks like McIntyre's car, O CRAP............IT IS...........JACKASS)
GREAT JOB McINTYRE, JUST AS I GET A BLOG UP AND U DO THIS
GREAT JOB McINTYRE, JUST AS I GET A BLOG UP AND U DO THIS
Feb 11, 2010
Ok so here is a few classics to get started with. Most of these happened within the last year but just stuck the right way.
1. I have a friend who answered his cell phone like it was his front door.
Phone: (ring) (ring)
Friend: (answer) Come in
Hilarious
2. This one was from a friend who messed up a reference to the movie "Men in Black 2"
Friend: Remember that part in the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says "When she rains, it cries."
Funny thing is it took us a good 2 minutes before we figured out what was wrong with what he had said, the quote actually goes "When she cries, it rains" but my retarded friend will forever hold a place in our funny bones for his comments that day.
3. My friend Brennan was playing Call of Duty today and died right in front of my eyes and said.
"Wait wasn't I suppse to survive, I thought when you survive it, you survive it, I don't get it" LMAO, the bad part is he was dead serious while saying it.
4. Last night I was hanging out with some friend watching "I Love You Beth Cooper", and as my 2 friends Michael and Kat were arguing about Brett Favre I couldn't help but notice that his fly was open. So I told him about it and he tried to fix it. He tries a good 4 times and then gives up sayin that his pants are broken. (Ok laugh it off no big deal) Well then Brennan comes in the room and is standing right in front of us with his fly half-way open and I tell him about it. He fixes it and Kat begins to tell me to stop looking at people's crotches. I just apologize and say I am just very observant and try to play it of the best I can. Well we then go to my friend spades room and we are sitting there hanging with him and Kat says, "Michel (Spades) your fly is open." I say, "Common does no one in this house kno how to work a zipper?" Spades replies I can do what I want it's my room. I honestly can't believe that within those 2 hours everyone but Kat and I's fly was open.
1. I have a friend who answered his cell phone like it was his front door.
Phone: (ring) (ring)
Friend: (answer) Come in
Hilarious
2. This one was from a friend who messed up a reference to the movie "Men in Black 2"
Friend: Remember that part in the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says "When she rains, it cries."
Funny thing is it took us a good 2 minutes before we figured out what was wrong with what he had said, the quote actually goes "When she cries, it rains" but my retarded friend will forever hold a place in our funny bones for his comments that day.
3. My friend Brennan was playing Call of Duty today and died right in front of my eyes and said.
"Wait wasn't I suppse to survive, I thought when you survive it, you survive it, I don't get it" LMAO, the bad part is he was dead serious while saying it.
4. Last night I was hanging out with some friend watching "I Love You Beth Cooper", and as my 2 friends Michael and Kat were arguing about Brett Favre I couldn't help but notice that his fly was open. So I told him about it and he tried to fix it. He tries a good 4 times and then gives up sayin that his pants are broken. (Ok laugh it off no big deal) Well then Brennan comes in the room and is standing right in front of us with his fly half-way open and I tell him about it. He fixes it and Kat begins to tell me to stop looking at people's crotches. I just apologize and say I am just very observant and try to play it of the best I can. Well we then go to my friend spades room and we are sitting there hanging with him and Kat says, "Michel (Spades) your fly is open." I say, "Common does no one in this house kno how to work a zipper?" Spades replies I can do what I want it's my room. I honestly can't believe that within those 2 hours everyone but Kat and I's fly was open.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Intro
I live in a fraternity house and have many brothers. We often will sit around and laugh and joke with one another. More than often in the middle of our conversations one of us will say something completely crazy, weird, or strange. So to keep tabs on all the funny inside jokes, fail moments, and overall funny experiences that go on around we have dedicated this blog to recording the many silly things people say while they are sober.
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