Feb 11, 2010

Ok so here is a few classics to get started with. Most of these happened within the last year but just stuck the right way.

1. I have a friend who answered his cell phone like it was his front door.
Phone: (ring) (ring)
Friend: (answer) Come in

Hilarious

2. This one was from a friend who messed up a reference to the movie "Men in Black 2"

Friend: Remember that part in the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says "When she rains, it cries."

Funny thing is it took us a good 2 minutes before we figured out what was wrong with what he had said, the quote actually goes "When she cries, it rains" but my retarded friend will forever hold a place in our funny bones for his comments that day.

3. My friend Brennan was playing Call of Duty today and died right in front of my eyes and said.
"Wait wasn't I suppse to survive, I thought when you survive it, you survive it, I don't get it" LMAO, the bad part is he was dead serious while saying it.

4. Last night I was hanging out with some friend watching "I Love You Beth Cooper", and as my 2 friends Michael and Kat were arguing about Brett Favre I couldn't help but notice that his fly was open. So I told him about it and he tried to fix it. He tries a good 4 times and then gives up sayin that his pants are broken. (Ok laugh it off no big deal) Well then Brennan comes in the room and is standing right in front of us with his fly half-way open and I tell him about it. He fixes it and Kat begins to tell me to stop looking at people's crotches. I just apologize and say I am just very observant and try to play it of the best I can. Well we then go to my friend spades room and we are sitting there hanging with him and Kat says, "Michel (Spades) your fly is open." I say, "Common does no one in this house kno how to work a zipper?" Spades replies I can do what I want it's my room. I honestly can't believe that within those 2 hours everyone but Kat and I's fly was open.