1. Me and the boys are chillin at Jeffs house playin a basketball video game and Brennan shoots a 3 pointer with rajon rondo (who isnt very good at 3's) we tell him about it and he says "He looks like a guy that can shoot 3's cause he is small." Then Jeff replies "So can you shoot 3's because you're short?" OOOOOOO BURN!!!
2. Brennan and I went to Indianapolis for a few days and we saw a purple bumper sticker on the back of this young lady's car. It read (Sorry I'm not in church, I've been practicing my Witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian) NO LIE, thats what it read. Brennan and I could not stop laughing for a good 15 minutes.
3. So we had dinner with Brennan's grandparents and she said that I was cute because I had long eye lashes. I gotta say I had never heard that one before but Brennan teased me most of the trip for it. Thnx Brennan's grandma
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
3/13/10
So today my friend Brennan and I went to the mall and I completely failed most of the time.
1. first thing, for almost a week and a half I didn't have a pair of matching socks. So I had been begging him to take me out to get some socks and we finally did. Well after I did purchase a pair I was so overwhelmed that I started singing LMFAO's "SHOTS," replacing the word "SHOTS" with "SOCKS" My friend Brennan could only say that it was a shame I was sooooo Happy to have bought socks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
For those of you who don't know the song, this is a link with the song on it, just remember to replace "Shots" with "Socks"
2. Also on this trip to the mall I tried to go upstairs on an escalator going downward.
3.Also, my friend Brennan wouldn't sleep until I put this up here, while we were walking through the mall he pointed out to me 2 boys who couldn't have been any older than 15 years old who were walking through the mall holding hands. IDK wat the big deal is but I am sure he will comment on it
1. first thing, for almost a week and a half I didn't have a pair of matching socks. So I had been begging him to take me out to get some socks and we finally did. Well after I did purchase a pair I was so overwhelmed that I started singing LMFAO's "SHOTS," replacing the word "SHOTS" with "SOCKS" My friend Brennan could only say that it was a shame I was sooooo Happy to have bought socks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
For those of you who don't know the song, this is a link with the song on it, just remember to replace "Shots" with "Socks"
2. Also on this trip to the mall I tried to go upstairs on an escalator going downward.
3.Also, my friend Brennan wouldn't sleep until I put this up here, while we were walking through the mall he pointed out to me 2 boys who couldn't have been any older than 15 years old who were walking through the mall holding hands. IDK wat the big deal is but I am sure he will comment on it
Monday, March 8, 2010
3/8/10
Ok so my new friend James, got pulled over for being 13 miles over the speed limit by and UNMARKED CADILLAC PICK-UP TRUCK. He got off with a Verbal warning.
ALL IM SAYING IS, WHO KNEW CADILLAC MADE PICK-UP TRUCKS?
ALL IM SAYING IS, WHO KNEW CADILLAC MADE PICK-UP TRUCKS?
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Funny day post 3/2/10
So 2 quick ones before I forget them.
- Animals have never had a war, (awkward stare at the person u are talking to and say) So WHOSE THE REAL ANIMALS!!!!!
- This was a very silly moment of my own, I was lying down on the couch watching TV slowly falling asleep in the middle of the day, I had my hands folded behind my head and I start to hear ticking. at first I think nothing of it and I try to relax. I start to hear it again and I start to freak out when I lay down I hear it but when I lean up, nothing. So after testing it another 15 times I lay back and try to look around at what is different when I am laying down. Then it hit me, I was still wearing my wristwatch and while laying in that position it is right next to my ear and thats what I am hearing.
"DAMN I COULD HAVE HAD A V8" (SMACK!!!)
- Animals have never had a war, (awkward stare at the person u are talking to and say) So WHOSE THE REAL ANIMALS!!!!!
- This was a very silly moment of my own, I was lying down on the couch watching TV slowly falling asleep in the middle of the day, I had my hands folded behind my head and I start to hear ticking. at first I think nothing of it and I try to relax. I start to hear it again and I start to freak out when I lay down I hear it but when I lean up, nothing. So after testing it another 15 times I lay back and try to look around at what is different when I am laying down. Then it hit me, I was still wearing my wristwatch and while laying in that position it is right next to my ear and thats what I am hearing.
"DAMN I COULD HAVE HAD A V8" (SMACK!!!)
Monday, March 1, 2010
3/1/10
So this weekend me and the fellas kinda just kicked it at the house and did nothing productive, these r some of the things that were done and said during last weekend
1. My friend Jeff ran out of gas in his car for the 17th time and got stranded on some lonely street in the bitter cold and of course he would call me, "UHHH YEAH SO I RAN OUT OF GAS AGAIN," he says as if its no big deal. But I suppose it is since he has done it way more than a dozen times. WOW Kid stick a post-it note to your rear view window that reads, CHECK UR GAS FOOL!!!!!
2. O yes and this one was beatiful as well, we play alot of video games at my house "When we are not studying and doing other productive things ;)" But me and my best friend Sam were playing Call of Duty, it was a mission where our objective was to take out hostile enemies and save the innocent civilians. Well my friend Sam and I were cornered by a couple enemies trying to fight our way out and while im shooting I notice him running through the middle of the bad guys I am shooting at. I started to yell at him saying "Would you please help me" Next thing that happens is the game tells us that we lost. Apparently my friend Sam had ran past a good 7 enemies just so he could shoot 3 innocent civilians, BEAUTIFUL SAM, NO WONDER THE MARINES NEVER CALLED YOU BACK
3. Ahh yes, my friend Brennan slept over on the couch the other night and ended up getting violated by Jeff's dog (Tanner). What happened was, he was laying on the couch getting ready to go to sleep and I don't why but he calls the dog over. The dog comes over and gets on top of him, at first young Brennan didn't have a problem wit it and he turned ova and lied on his stomach, well the dog then begins to bite him in his lower back and rear end, Brennan starts weeping from the large nibbles the dog is sampling from him and Jeff and I just sit there and do NOTHING, sorry Brennan it wasn't my dog, yell at Jeff, but in his defense U DID CALL HIM OVER
4. Sitting in Ethics class today and we are having a discussion about what is ethical at what time. Well, the topic changed to was slavery ethical back then to American's (meaning was it thought to be right or wrong) Well the whole class is engaged in the discussion and I am more listening than talking and then I look around and notice that in this large class of about 40 students, I am the only black guy. So I text my 2 friends who were in the same class at the time. My text read, "O no im the only black guy in here and they are talking about slavery and Im no where near an exit OMG wat do I do?" Yea, if ya can't laugh at ironic uncomfortable situations, what can ya laugh at?
1. My friend Jeff ran out of gas in his car for the 17th time and got stranded on some lonely street in the bitter cold and of course he would call me, "UHHH YEAH SO I RAN OUT OF GAS AGAIN," he says as if its no big deal. But I suppose it is since he has done it way more than a dozen times. WOW Kid stick a post-it note to your rear view window that reads, CHECK UR GAS FOOL!!!!!
2. O yes and this one was beatiful as well, we play alot of video games at my house "When we are not studying and doing other productive things ;)" But me and my best friend Sam were playing Call of Duty, it was a mission where our objective was to take out hostile enemies and save the innocent civilians. Well my friend Sam and I were cornered by a couple enemies trying to fight our way out and while im shooting I notice him running through the middle of the bad guys I am shooting at. I started to yell at him saying "Would you please help me" Next thing that happens is the game tells us that we lost. Apparently my friend Sam had ran past a good 7 enemies just so he could shoot 3 innocent civilians, BEAUTIFUL SAM, NO WONDER THE MARINES NEVER CALLED YOU BACK
3. Ahh yes, my friend Brennan slept over on the couch the other night and ended up getting violated by Jeff's dog (Tanner). What happened was, he was laying on the couch getting ready to go to sleep and I don't why but he calls the dog over. The dog comes over and gets on top of him, at first young Brennan didn't have a problem wit it and he turned ova and lied on his stomach, well the dog then begins to bite him in his lower back and rear end, Brennan starts weeping from the large nibbles the dog is sampling from him and Jeff and I just sit there and do NOTHING, sorry Brennan it wasn't my dog, yell at Jeff, but in his defense U DID CALL HIM OVER
4. Sitting in Ethics class today and we are having a discussion about what is ethical at what time. Well, the topic changed to was slavery ethical back then to American's (meaning was it thought to be right or wrong) Well the whole class is engaged in the discussion and I am more listening than talking and then I look around and notice that in this large class of about 40 students, I am the only black guy. So I text my 2 friends who were in the same class at the time. My text read, "O no im the only black guy in here and they are talking about slavery and Im no where near an exit OMG wat do I do?" Yea, if ya can't laugh at ironic uncomfortable situations, what can ya laugh at?
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