3/1/10

So this weekend me and the fellas kinda just kicked it at the house and did nothing productive, these r some of the things that were done and said during last weekend

1. My friend Jeff ran out of gas in his car for the 17th time and got stranded on some lonely street in the bitter cold and of course he would call me, "UHHH YEAH SO I RAN OUT OF GAS AGAIN," he says as if its no big deal. But I suppose it is since he has done it way more than a dozen times. WOW Kid stick a post-it note to your rear view window that reads, CHECK UR GAS FOOL!!!!!

2. O yes and this one was beatiful as well, we play alot of video games at my house "When we are not studying and doing other productive things ;)" But me and my best friend Sam were playing Call of Duty, it was a mission where our objective was to take out hostile enemies and save the innocent civilians. Well my friend Sam and I were cornered by a couple enemies trying to fight our way out and while im shooting I notice him running through the middle of the bad guys I am shooting at. I started to yell at him saying "Would you please help me" Next thing that happens is the game tells us that we lost. Apparently my friend Sam had ran past a good 7 enemies just so he could shoot 3 innocent civilians, BEAUTIFUL SAM, NO WONDER THE MARINES NEVER CALLED YOU BACK

3. Ahh yes, my friend Brennan slept over on the couch the other night and ended up getting violated by Jeff's dog (Tanner). What happened was, he was laying on the couch getting ready to go to sleep and I don't why but he calls the dog over. The dog comes over and gets on top of him, at first young Brennan didn't have a problem wit it and he turned ova and lied on his stomach, well the dog then begins to bite him in his lower back and rear end, Brennan starts weeping from the large nibbles the dog is sampling from him and Jeff and I just sit there and do NOTHING, sorry Brennan it wasn't my dog, yell at Jeff, but in his defense U DID CALL HIM OVER

4. Sitting in Ethics class today and we are having a discussion about what is ethical at what time. Well, the topic changed to was slavery ethical back then to American's (meaning was it thought to be right or wrong) Well the whole class is engaged in the discussion and I am more listening than talking and then I look around and notice that in this large class of about 40 students, I am the only black guy. So I text my 2 friends who were in the same class at the time. My text read, "O no im the only black guy in here and they are talking about slavery and Im no where near an exit OMG wat do I do?" Yea, if ya can't laugh at ironic uncomfortable situations, what can ya laugh at?