Funny day post 3/2/10

So 2 quick ones before I forget them.

- Animals have never had a war, (awkward stare at the person u are talking to and say) So WHOSE THE REAL ANIMALS!!!!!

- This was a very silly moment of my own, I was lying down on the couch watching TV slowly falling asleep in the middle of the day, I had my hands folded behind my head and I start to hear ticking. at first I think nothing of it and I try to relax. I start to hear it again and I start to freak out when I lay down I hear it but when I lean up, nothing. So after testing it another 15 times I lay back and try to look around at what is different when I am laying down. Then it hit me, I was still wearing my wristwatch and while laying in that position it is right next to my ear and thats what I am hearing.

"DAMN I COULD HAVE HAD A V8" (SMACK!!!)